Santa Claws is Coming aka Feliz Lobby Dom


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So, LOBSTERDAMUS has beef with Santa Claus. It all stems from Santa's lack of appearnaces at Lobtroplis. He never took his little sleigh over to drop some gifts. And Lobby Dom aint with that. So he decided to head to the North Pole and spread some 'holiday cheer' - Lobby Dom style. He's the NEW Santa Claws. Spell the 'Claus' with a 'W'!


Verse 1:

This is for that fat boy up on the North Pole/
While you freezin I'm in Florida golfin on the 4th hole/
I’m LOBSTERDAMUS so the prophecy is foretold/
That you gone put your money where your mouth is - or fold/
See When I was growin up on Lobtropolis/
You ain't never take your little sleigh over to drop some gifts/
Even when I did it proper and I sent you off a list/
You would never give a damn and I never got the gist/
That’s why I came to claim my revenge/
And I betcha Mrs. Klaus gone let me hit the skins/
Cause I be looking flyer in the red suit/
And you be giving shit away when I be trying to get loot/
So who was blown purp up in your workshop/
And I snatched them milk & cookies from you at your first stop/
And I hope that you get stuck up in a chimney/
All cause of them presents you never wanted to give me/

(Santa Claws is Coming…)
I’m the new Santa - spell the Claus with a 'W'!
(Santa Claws is Coming…)
All the women giving me applause when I’m coming through!/

verse 2:

Where the ho-ho hoes at?/
Santa’s little helpers pouring butter on my bozack/
You could have had this girls, but you chose that/
They wanted presents so I let em have the whole sack/
but thats enough a talking/
all the ladies know lobby dom know how to stuff a stockin/
Santa - You wrap gifts
While I rap gifted
And thats the reason why your wifey got her back lifted/
when you was out playin with your reindeer/
and you out there every single year in the same gear/
it remains clear/
Jolly St. Nicholas that you aint nothing but a little bitch and its ridiculous/
that you get so much props on the holidays/
Little kids sitting on your lap?!
YEAH - that is not okay/
And all ive gotta say is listen Kris Kringle/
you can now consider yourself dissed with this single/


released December 21, 2014
Beat: Dillon

Recorded & Mixed by Dillon Vaughan Maurer at The Godd Cottage, Kirkwood, ATL. 12/21/14


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Dillon (US) Atlanta

Dillon currently resides in Atlanta, Georgia. He makes food & music & thinks he is a lot funnier than people actually think he is. He is left handed. Scratch that, he only writes with his left hand. In college, as a teppanyaki chef, he cooked salmon & scallops for Chuck D. ... more

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